Texas taper

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up

Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.

by Larry dickerton April 29, 2023

Texas Grid

A Texas Grid can be considered a bad grid which can’t handle any type of weather.

Dad: Looks like we have a Texas Grid
Me: Are you kidding me

by Am I the one in the wrong? June 15, 2021

Texas sundae

When a man shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.

Dude!! I just seen this guy make a Texas Sundae with my neighbor.

by EasyE August 21, 2022

Forsan Texas

Forsan Texas is a little shithole that know one’s knows about. The school is filled with wanna be rodeo stars and homophobes. The school always tries to keep a good cover over the shit school it is and never punishes their students unless they vape. The town consists of 2 shitty schools and run down houses filled with dropouts and drug addicts.

Person 1- “Hey im gonna move to Forsan Texas and see send my kid to school there”
Person 2- “You’re a dumbass. Only do that if you wanna have dropout drug dealer kids.

by Kai.Lincoln December 27, 2021

Texas Hold'em

Getting a handjob from a TX girl.

Person 1: What'd you do last week?
Person 2: I got a Texas Hold'em from the new girl.

by Littlegirl99999 November 20, 2020

The Texas rattler

When one takes anal beads to the next level by putting Texas Pete hot sauce on the beads instead of lube

Come over here boy.. pass me that Texas Pete’s and gimme the Texas rattler

by Texasrattler April 3, 2019

Texas Meatloaf

Yummy munchy big meat good enough to eat and munch on.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your juicy Texas Meatloaf.

by ChineseNewYearHole April 26, 2017