Tesco tax

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.

"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."

by tescotax April 8, 2023

Incubator Tax

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.

Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.

by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023

French Tax

If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.

"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."

by Wojach May 9, 2023

Sunshine Tax

The high cost of living in Southern California associated with the stunning beaches and spectacular weather. Often used by locals when complaining about weather the rest of the country wish they had.

We pay too much sunshine tax for it to be raining this much.

by @topbinmadness May 10, 2023

Ugly tax

A man who pays for the service of a prostitute

Dan is always paying ugly tax as he can t find anyone to fuck him for free

by G dogo May 13, 2023

Taxes

Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.

IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.

by THICC Paul September 15, 2023

The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023