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Tax churn

Tax churn is when one governmental entity taxes another governmental entity and then redistributes that revenue back to the originating entity. There is parasitic loss in the administrative process of collecting and redistributing the tax revenue which is government inefficiency.
All local 254 Texas counties pay the .20 cent per gallon Texas Motor Fuels tax for county vehicles. The State of Texas provides state funding to certain functions of County Government essentially returning those same tax dollars. This tax churn wastes hundreds of thousands of dollars annually.
by PolicyWonk December 18, 2023
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Latency Tax

The invisible price humans pay for stubbornly refusing to use AI, automation, or any modern tool that could make their life easier, faster, or less soul-crushing.
Karen spent six hours formatting a Word doc while the intern just asked an AI to do it and went out for bubble tea.
Reply: “Karen’s not slow… she’s just making monthly payments on the latency tax.”
by CL4NK November 3, 2025
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FANUM TAX

A term referring to popular YouTube creator Fanum “taxing” people by stealing their food.
by N0N0 the 3rd January 15, 2024
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Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021
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Fanum Tax

A Gen Alpha slang word for someone getting "Taxed", not with money, but with food. (Saying someone stole someone else's food)
You just got Fanum Tax, hahahaha!
by dswqsa895 January 14, 2024
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Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.
Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”
by GoodRep May 3, 2022
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Tax

"tax"
by Neonhilism October 14, 2018
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