twat-mariner

The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.

I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!

by phyuck ur mama May 6, 2010

Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.

Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA

by Just_Tom September 11, 2010

twat snot

The mucus-y subtance that is produced by a possibly unhealthy twat.

I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank the twat snot that collected in it.

by bunny September 15, 2004

twat slap

the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound

"dude sheehan said jenn yelled at his for giving her a twat slap last night"

by taylor butler October 25, 2006

Twat Bagel

A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.

Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.

by donkeypunch09 January 3, 2010

urban twat

Something you call someone who cares too much about other people's opinions of them.

When they ask you what it means you simply say "Look it up on Urban dictionary"

If they care enough to look it up, they realise that it doesn't actually mean anything, it's just proves how much they care about what other people think.

1st person: Your are such an urban twat!
2nd person: What's an urban twat?
1st Person: Look it up on urban dictionary

by Somia December 25, 2006

fire twat

A female with red hair. This term is used to describe the firey hair on her vagina (twat). It may be considered an insult, but I use it as a symbol of pride.

"DAMN HOMIE, look at that fire twat sitting on the park bench!"
"Teacher, why are people always suprised that redheaded girls are fire twats?"

by Chelsea the Chester May 25, 2005