thomas o'leary

thomas is a small but handsome boy. he loves women and men and others. his life is the cowntdown to the end of humanity. when he dies we all die. we muxt protect him with out souls and shit. all hail satan. bye

i need to have sex with thomas o'leary. i believe he might kill me but its OK.

by XxX_jamso October 16, 2021

Thomas Miguel

thomas is usually named of the person who always try to find himself. Lost person. always fall in love in the wrong person.

Thomas Miguel has a deep thought about human rights.

by creux les agustin June 7, 2021

Thomas Dunn

One small man with a big dream. His hopes, though may look small to an outsider seem really big for a Thomas Dunn. A Thomas Dunn usually has a Mullet and likes to where sunglasses, unfortunate the mullet makes him look like a girl and the glasses have no style, But his friends don't think this maters as he is kind and funny with a good sense on food.

P.S. Girls really don't dig a Thomas Dunn, as gardening is not a UPS, ultra pulling point

Woman 1: Oh, look i wonder who she is.
Woman 2: I don't know, but she has lovely hair, But the sunglasses have no style.
Woman 1: Wait, that's no girl!
Woman 2: Are you sure?
Woman 1: Yes, its a Thomas Dunn!

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 19, 2021

Thomas Edison'd

When someone states an idea or joke, but you take credit for it by publicly expressing it

Man, Todd stole the joke I told him and said it loud enough for everyone to hear so they think he made it. Sounds like you got Thomas Edison'd

by DrtyTrouserSnake June 29, 2020

Thomas Cobb

Just your above average white child. Equipped with a flip phone, a sexy look, and his name is Tom so extra sexy points. This man is de phazzdist man alive so you'd better watch out if he's running at you. He is a known protector of the society of Honey Bun so don't mess with them.

Person 1: Oh yea that's Thomas Cobb, isn't that kid retarded and autistic at the same time?
Person 2: Yea that sounds like him. Boy is that kid got a sexy face though!

by EnlightenedArugulaPlant October 5, 2018

Thomas kroonenburg

Thomas also known as tom or TK is a really great bowler for cricket and will represent australia in the ashes 2029, he's also a sex lord

this dude is the next Thomas kroonenburg

by Cricket pants November 21, 2021

defective thomas

an very clueless thomas which doesnt know what hes doing

"hey defective thomas! What are you doing?! Im eating the wall"

by mamathomas November 30, 2021