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crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.
Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.
by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017
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Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie"

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.
When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "
by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011
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single penguin

Also know as 'Single pringle' used to describe a person who is single or just come out of a relationship. It is mostly used with teenagers
pringle dumped lonely teenager relationship single penguin single penguin
by NaiNai1226 February 23, 2014
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Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower
My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower
by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020
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Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons
I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday
by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017
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Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:
by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017
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Penguin

When you are very in love with someone but your relationship together does not “fly.” (Rarely works out)

Most birds can fly, however penguins are one of the few that cannot.
“We had to break up for good this time. Yet he will always be my penguin.”
by chickenflavorpacket June 17, 2024
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