Almond Titties

Supposedly where almond milk comes from, as proved by filthy frank in his 2014 video

"Man, where does almond milk even come from? Almonds ain't got no tiddies."
"Check out Almond Titties, bro. Them almonds are thicccccc."

by unexplainedgore February 1, 2017

titty kitty

A cat with multiple tits. A titty cat often has more than the normal amount of cat-tits and more often than not the nipples will look large and ridiculous.

There is no doubt with all those nipples, it is a titty kitty.

by Mathieuj April 16, 2006

cool titty

when something is really cool or neat. like a good idea.

Hey wanna go to happy hour down the street, they have 2$ bottles. respond "cool titty"!

by Anthony Montelongo December 21, 2008

Titty tip

Titty tip: The act of flashing your boobs to a waiter/waitress instead of tipping them. More likely to happen in a bar, or club.

Boy 1: Shit, I only have enough money for the drinks!
Girl 1: its okay, I'll just titty tip him....

by aeliz65 May 13, 2013

Titty Trolling

The act of going all around the internet (particularly on sites like Chatroulette and Omegle) on a desperate quest to see some titallage.

Chat roulette convo:
Girl: "you're cute. you're not titty trolling, are you?"
Guy: "well.. I was gonna see if you'd show me your tatas."

by graffika August 5, 2011

trampoline titties

A way to describe artificially breasts. A subtle feature wear if you were to touch the breasts your hand might bounce back due to its "trampoline" style implants. First heard it on the song "You Da Baddest, by future. ft. Nicki Minaj." As said by Future (Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn), "trampoline titties, girl, they bouncin', yea ...".

Damn that girls got some trampoline titties.

by northernlord November 19, 2017

Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.

“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018