pony twist

when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture

dude i pony twisted this african man last night!!

by slimybigballs July 10, 2015

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Nordic Pony

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.

Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?

by Gator6977 August 23, 2020

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A guy pretending to be or is soft, Sophic or lesbian like in order to get women typically bi or pan sexual. They prance around court women leaning on sophic traits. They may lean on being beta males or pretending to in order to attract women

Those pony boys showed up to lesbian night to snag a girl

by AmandaCanCanCan August 20, 2025

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Pony

1. A person who gets more ass than a Pony at a county fair.

2. A person who just got fucked.

1. God, did you hear who hooked up with Pony last night?

2. Man, she got ponied real good.

by The_Indelible_Queen_M March 19, 2011

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The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.

Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.

by Bagelman5440 April 8, 2024

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