Texas sled

The biggest, most diversity-friendly love hug ever. Ever ever.

Even though you dropped a lot of N-bombs playing Halo 3, I still want to give you a Texas sled.

by Sam Rolens November 2, 2008

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Texas Smokestack

The combination of 5-alarm chili and stool softener.

I have a feeling we won't be seeing Nick for a while.
Why?
He had two Texas Smokestacks for lunch!

by BbTasting Cart November 30, 2017

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Texas Cornflakes

When you have a dwindling amount of corn chips but more Salsa. One crumbles the remaining corn chips up and mixes it with the salsa. Must be eaten with a spoon.

"Man, there was nothing left from the party so I was forced to have Texas Cornflakes the next morning."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

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typhoon texas

A place where people go to get wet.

Jimmy and I went to Typhoon Texas Waterpark yesterday. We got so wet.

by fivehunderdolla June 24, 2017

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Texas steamer

To drop a loaf on a females boobs

When I was done I dropped a Texas steamer on her chest. Shes into some weird shit.

by Razor Sharp Honesty July 12, 2021

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When a man takes his chew/ dip out of his mouth and puts it in a women’s ass hole before engaging in anal sex in hopes of her having explosive diharia shooting shit, chew and cum all over him and her.

I gave that chick the ol Texas Oiler and she shit everywhere!!!!

by Big daddy d 777 July 2, 2018

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