serrano surprize

When a flaming beaner walks into your room suddenly and bust a huge load in you face. After he busts a nut, he takes a shit on your face and starts screaming jibberish. Usually performed on the george.

Chuck laid a massive serrano surprize on Zack.

by Charles Serrano December 10, 2004

Lazy eye Surprise

when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave

i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.

by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010

Black forest cherry surprise

When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"

For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.

by luckypork May 29, 2011

Surprise Bowel Movement

aka SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a piss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to poop.

"Dude, what took you so long to piss? Did you fall in?!"

"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."

by Rabadina March 25, 2009

chipmunk surprise

after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)

not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.

my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.

by candiru July 28, 2007

Brownie Surprise

When a white married couple has a baby together and the baby comes out black

Jacob: WTF why is our baby black?
Catherine: .... This is a brownie surprise

by zachholt May 4, 2011

tuna melt surprise

to have a girl suck another woman's pussy juice off your dick

have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise

by joeyab July 13, 2011