Spork

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢

-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me”

by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020

smorklepla

You know the definition. There is no need to tell you.

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I don't like people who smorklepla.
THE SMORKLEPLA ATE MY SANDWHICH!!!
I learned how to squat yesterday.

by PEANUT DUDETTIA December 10, 2020

Smork

When the person is smart, and at the same time a dork
smart + dork

P1: I can't decide whether Kaeya is smart or a dork D':
P2: he's a smork

by Bi SG December 29, 2020

Smork

When the person is smart and at the same time a dork
Smart + dork

P1: I can't decide whether Kaeya is smart or a dork D':

P2: He's a smork

by Bi SG December 29, 2020

Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

by urbanicious January 25, 2021

sork

Termatismenos fucking top model tou army katouraei katoterous tou kai xunei tous thaumastes tou

O sork einai mpampas sas
sas gamaei thn mana
stef tha fas heada sto gta

by anonymous February 3, 2021

Sorkktur x Toast

having sex

I ship sorkktur x toast

by Toastisweird February 18, 2021