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shitty two-step

a sexual act that involves taking a shit and proceeding to put it in your partner's ass. After this proceed to have anal sex and then have your partner shit it out making it a two-step shit
man I needed to shit and have sex; so I did the shitty two-step
by smallballer March 20, 2009
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jacobs step stool

a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis
did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 2, 2009
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two-step

Cock-blocking yourself by spending the first half of a night flirting with a girl, but then spending then next part of the night hitting on her friend or roommate, thus blowing it with both of them.
Guy: Oh man! I totally two-stepped it tonight with those two girls. Why didn't I just stick with the first girl?!
by DJ Break September 10, 2009
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Fake Step

An incredibly difficult stage move mastered by Andrew Stockdale of Wolfmother (Commonly attached to uhhhhh)
OMG, did you see that!?!? Andrew just did a Fake Step, uhhhhh!
by Steve and Mark October 2, 2006
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3 step drop

a very common drop back for a quarter back before he passes. Composed of taking three steps back as if you were on a ladder; one over another.
Vick takes his 3 step drop, and decides to scramble instead of throwing.
by DaMang111 February 25, 2006
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two step to the taco

Exactly what it states. Similar to a kicker kicking a field goal.

*Note; taco in reference to the female vag.
Nancy took a two step to the taco from Johny for being a dumb slut.
by L to the J to the G June 12, 2008
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[deep step]

To trip
Joel: "oh shit, I was just about to deep step over that hoe"
by KENNy™ March 30, 2009
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