Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.

Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.

by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015

taco spits

After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits

I drank so much and and some nasty food I woke up with the taco spits

by Colorawdo_crook November 15, 2015

Lemur spit

Lemur (Scientific name: Lemuroidea;

From Latin meaning lemures (plural) or ‘spirits of the dead’) - a species found in Madagascar

Lemur spit: a magical secret ingredient found in energy drinks.

"Did you read the blog on the new energy drink?"
'Yea, I brought 3 cases. It's sooo good! The lemur spit gives it extra zip.'

by RVAJackRabbit November 17, 2015

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

Jizz Spit

When a person performs oral sex and then hooks up with another person

Brandon:"Hey man, I just hooked up with Racheal "

Kyle:"Oh no, she blew Justin before that, she gave you jizz spit"

by Decepticrust January 1, 2016

spit bomb

When you rman unexpectedly drops a louggy in the crack of your ass to get things started

Yo..my baby dropped the spit bomb on me and I knew it was about be on and poppin!

by Mstellitlikeitis January 7, 2016

sperm spitting gutter hoe

A prostitute who sucks dick in the gutter and spits the sperm out

I saw a sperm spitting gutter hoe when I visited the city

by Taylorjujan January 19, 2016