Spider Man

A technique of avoiding a gross public toilet seat. Simply press both arms and both feet against the walls of the toilet stall and raise yourself above the seat.

That seat was so gross that I had to do a Spider Man!

by Big Al72 March 2, 2011

Spiders

A song by System of a Down. It's a song about dreams, and the name comes from the statement that every now and then while we are asleep we unintentionally eat a spider.

"Spiders" was SOAD's first video clip.

by Not Fletcher! September 2, 2004

spiderman

The act of cumming into one's hand (usually before climaxing during a blowjob) and flinging the seminal discharge into the face of the female (or male) who was blowing you.

Bitch looked at me like I was a leper after I spidermanned that shit.

by The King of Bean Town September 2, 2006

Spide

A creature usually found in large numbers(3-12, who hates most other things.

Likes:
*Corsas/Novas
*"wheet lihtnin"
*"liek"
*"dblyew caye dee bloo"
*"knokin teh fook outta wenkers/hyppies/goffs"
*"bangin me girl"
*"gettin wiped out on blow"
*defending "me ma"(who most of the time they swear their life on, on crappy bets)

Dislikes:
*"hyppies"
*"auld fockers"
*"goffs"
*"sk8terz"
*"fagotts"
*"me ma"(strange but ma is in both)
*most booze that would get someone older than a 3-year-old pissed
*anyone who can drink more than them
*anyone who can fight

so in essence the Spide is a twat, who cant fight in packs less than 3. so if you see some laugh inside then pass them. Also watch yer wallets.

Spides: EYEO HYPPIE GET YER HAIR CUT
Metaller: fuck you
Spides: U LOKIN A FEEGHT
Metaller: u want one?
Spide: FOCKIN HYPPIE BASTARD
Metaller smacks Spide.
Spide: IYL GET ME DA ON YE YE FUCKER

by DIWAS December 14, 2008

Spider legs

Pubic hair

My spider legs itch!

by bennytorresiii October 28, 2011

Spidget

A spunky midget, usually of armenian decent. Often mistaken for a hipster.

Look at that short girl with the huge scarf and massive messy bun, she must be a spidget.

by HMBJ November 27, 2011

SPIDERPIG

A notorious comedic person full of hilariously unregulated anecdotes and one demand wit. Nefariously successful with the women and able to drink more cane and coke than any normal person.

Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does.

Can he shit, yes he can, just wait a bit
Can he bust a nut, yeshe can, in your butt
Can he drink, yes he can It's Spider PIG! "Wink"
Look out, he is a Spiderpig.

by Stank Pusss May 22, 2018