Spider Drive

Replaces your sex drive with your addiction to Spider-Man

Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive

by Spider-Verse King October 29, 2019

Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.

My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk

by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020

Spider

A demon that enjoys scarring the living shit out of innocent peapol.

Oh my God it's a demon! Oh no it's just a spider. Oh God it a SPIDER!!!

by Why me? July 25, 2020

Spider-Manned

When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.

My girl let me fuck her in the ass and she spider-manned my face.

by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020

spades privilige

When you are dealt a monster hand in the game of Spades. But then pretend that you actually only made your bid through skill and a bit of luck. Typically this occurs when going 10/200 (Bidding that you will win 10 books out of 13), and having several of the highest cards in the game.

Justin was dealt both jokers, Ace and deuce of spades, King queen and Jack of spades. But still put on a big show of how "close" that hand was and how he had to play it just right in order to get their 10 books, thus demonstrating his intense spades privilige.

by sofakingdead October 7, 2020

SpadezKP

Very hawt person who is very smart and will be in ur bed

SpadezKP is very hawt I wish I was him

by Spladez October 20, 2020

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020