The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
by JingoTheStuck June 3, 2018
Get the Soccer mug.A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007
Get the clock soccer mug.Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.
I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball
by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015
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by u mad or r u mad March 10, 2025
Get the Pro Soccer Contacts mug.When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020
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by Goalzzzzz123 March 22, 2017
Get the Rage Soccer Player mug.Mark: Hey man are you watching the soccer game tn?
Kyle: Hell nah, Soccer sucks ass. I'd rather kill myself by putting myself through a spin cycle.
Kyle: Hell nah, Soccer sucks ass. I'd rather kill myself by putting myself through a spin cycle.
by DippyTheDuck October 31, 2023
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