Soccer

Its fucking football not soccer.

Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass

by BigUni72 September 18, 2018

osd (obsessive soccer disorder)

the state of being completely and utterly addicted to the sport soccer. (futbol)

girl: alex obviously has osd
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.

by anna oup- June 4, 2019

Kiss a soccer boy day

October 31- National kiss a soccer boy day, girls kiss that soccer boy

Girl #1 “ that boy it hot i wanna kiss him”
Girl #2” well it’s october 31 national kiss a soccer boy dayand he okays soccer so go for it”

Girl #1 “ wow perfect timing i’m gonna go kiss him

by gdoyxkgxigckv kgd October 28, 2019

fugly soccer ball

this is a cheap insult that some chimpanzee uses against you. like she shouldn't be talking

bro, that bitch just called me a fugly soccer ball.

by fives online June 5, 2023

Jock Soccer

Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.

Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.

by RobottoTree March 21, 2024

Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019

Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019

Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019

by dlsgoal September 5, 2019

Soccer

Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.

Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."

by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020