Soccer

Supposed to be a great sport, but everyone who plays is too cocky and stuck up for their own good.

Person 1: have you seen ... I think she plays soccer
Person 2: ya its obvious she's way too cocky and annoying, I don't want to be around her

by _Makaela April 18, 2019

Soccer

Nothing just nothing

Oh do you play soccer. No stfu go get a lire it's football

by Tobideak April 24, 2022

Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome

Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!

by Astromech0 February 28, 2022

Soccer mom

An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.

Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!

Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.

Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!

by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020

Thicc soccer

A game of soccer played by tiny fat kids, usually boys.

Yeah, Bacon’s out playing thicc soccer with his fat friends

by SkinnedOstrich October 1, 2017

Soccer

Soccer is a word that people only from the United States would call football. Soccer is a sport that includes a round ball that’s hard or squishy, (DONT BE DIRTY!!!) boots/cleats, shin guards, long socks, shorts and a jersey that’s matches with the whole team.
The players are goalie, mid fielders, strikers, middle defenders, defenders and subs. Subs don’t really do anything when there on the bench. Subs are substitutes for when a player gets hurt, has to sit out, player gets too tired to play, needs water and etc. At the end of the game your team needs the most goals to win!! Have fun

Shrek: Let’s play soccer baby!
Alexiana: Okay I’m down Shrek the father of my kids😏

by AlexianaLovesShrek November 21, 2022

Soccer

Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.

Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."

by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020