Soccer

Means football but how idiots call it
I love soccer
and someone will reply you dumb sh- its called football
by actually no name June 17, 2021
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Soccer

22 Gay men go onto a soccer field and sling their dicks out at each other. If a man from team 1 gives up team 2 gets a point. The last two men standing have to slap each other in the face until one gets knocked out.
"yo wanna play soccer?" "Sure let me call my dudes up and we'll do it"
by John the soccer pro April 26, 2025
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Soccer

Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass
by BigUni72 September 18, 2018
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soccer homosexuales

gay niggas who think they’re the shit bc they kick balls around and flop and cry they are all pussy don’t play soccer it ain’t manly it’s for homosexuales who think they’re top shit
Don’t play that sport soccer homosexuales play it they think they’re the shit but they ain’t fuck soccer play something manly
by ryanjeudytoldthepoles1469 March 21, 2018
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soccer bop

When you get slapped across the face with a flaccid penis.
Dude- "Wow did you see that video of Christian soccer bopping that girl!"
Girl - " omg don't talk about that it was disgusting!"
by PoopyDick SmallWood January 07, 2016
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Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome
Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!
by Astromech0 February 28, 2022
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This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
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