soccer farter

Someone who farts while playing soccer

Jhonny is a soccer farter

by UglylilDress March 14, 2018

soccer hole

A groupie who only goes after soccer players and those associated with soccer players.

Have you seen Latasha recently she is such a soccer hole.

by Tatertotters May 11, 2014

Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020

Soccer Nerd

A person who is obsessed with soccer. It becomes their entire personality and they are constantly talking about it

Joey Fink is a total soccer nerd

by Malachi brown October 7, 2023

soccer drama

When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.

A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.

Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.

by jfburke619 October 22, 2015

Hungarian Soccer Team

Hungarian Soccer Team is the most overrated team worldwide. The hungarian fans are obsessed with them but they still suck at this sport. Worst team of all time!

Did you watch the match yesterday?

Yeah the hungarian soccer team lost 10-0 against a village soccer team. What a shame!

by Handsomeforsure September 2, 2025

Soccer

The weird version of footy that really gets on my nerves. Like sock-car or foot-ball bro you kick the ball with your foot lot a socc.

Yeah bro u wanna play a game of soccer.

by FlyTrapper February 9, 2022