smart ass

Someone who values listening to themselves speak endlessly about a subject no one really esteems or cares about. The speaker carries on indefinetly in attempt to make everyone around him feel baser until someone has the nerve to call him smart ass.

Anyone who gives a filibuster demonstrates a small percentage of the smart asses out there.

by Carlos Rocks January 9, 2008

Smart Dick

is when a douchebag named Shane calls you a dumb dick because clearly he is jealous of your intelligence. In reality you are not a dumb dick but a super intelligent woman as some who say a 'smart dick'.

Shane:" That was a good one you dumb dick"

Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"

Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"

Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"

by intelligentwoman May 19, 2011

smart ass

Someone who thinks that know it all.

what ma friend paul usually tells me hahahaha!!!

Paul says 2 me: u smart ass xD

by Mario91 January 8, 2010

smart

Most presidents. Hey ya gotta be smart to be able to become the top dog in a democratic country like this.

Bush (I'm serious), Clinton (still serious) Kennedy, Lincoln, Carter (err... not completely sure about that one), Washington, Adams, Et cetera...

(and for the not smart people, that is the correct spelling)

by Slightly Bigoted Publisher August 3, 2008

smarterchild

A free chat bot that can provide information such as weather, sports, movies, dictionary, and other information.

N/a N/a N/a

by cybiko123 April 22, 2005

Smart Jock

Nonexistent. You're smart, or you're a jock.

There's no such thing as a Smart Jock.

by Dan Fab December 7, 2005

smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

by Smarttards friend January 27, 2008