shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011

Brazilian Shuffle

A frustratingly slow walking pace renown in Brazil.

He only know's how to Brazilian Shuffle, my guess is he'll be another hour.

I ordered in a round, but your beer is now flat because of that Brazilian Shuffle you were sporting.

by moneyinmypocket June 19, 2017

shuffles

a black man or woman whom seems to take forever to cross
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!

Next time one of those niggers plays shuffles in the cross
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?

by driver_im8 July 10, 2009

Polite shuffle

When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.

Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.

by LogicMonkey March 22, 2024

fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by anonymous January 18, 2025

the shrimp shuffle

when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.

Shit wheres my dick gone after i did the shrimp shuffle

by smallbutgoodpersonality June 18, 2022

Stina Marie Shuffle

A method of shuffling cards, origination unknown, but popularized in Michigan and Virginia, USA. The method consists of throwing a deck (or more, in multi - deck circumstances) on the table face down and then mixing them up by moving them around the table and each other haphazardly. It is said (although not validated) that this method of shuffling mixes cards up more thoroughly than with a standard shuffle. There is no correlation between use of the method and achieving success in card games.

If you don’t own a card shuffler, sometimes a Stina Marie shuffle is the best way to shuffle 4 decks of cards for a hand of canasta.

by Pignut26 February 26, 2024