Critter shitter

A nasty, smelly toilet.

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Schitty

When the town you currently reside in is a veritable shithole; a cornucopia of all that sucks.

"Holy cow! I can't wait to have this jerkwater schitty in my rearview mirror for good!"

by wavyg July 16, 2014

sidewalk shitter

a person who defecates, usually out of dire necessity, on public walkways.

When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.

by D.S. Credito March 1, 2015

shot on shitteo

1. A movie that looks like absolute shit and is repulsive to the eye because the makers couldn't afford a "real" camera or were too lazy and went with videotape, preferably the VHS kind.

2. a ultra-low buget, direct to video movie from the 80's to mid-90's

Watch the movie "Criminally Insane", then check out "Crazy Fat Ethel 2. Aside from the 2nd movie consisting mainly of flashbacks from "Criminally Insane" (which was shot on film), it looks like someone used a backwater newsroom camera. Hence the ugly, putrid color and crappy picture quality that can only be attributed to VHS. Also many low budget straight to video movies were shot on VHS in the early 80's all the way into the mid-90's.

So when your friend ask you why a this movie look so ugly? Tell him, its Shot on Shitteo or that it was direct to shitteo

by Trekkie313 January 17, 2010

Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.

Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.

by The Casio collector August 25, 2021

Designated Shitter

When a men's bathroom stall in a high traffic restroom is assigned for shitting only.

In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'

by Robert Sacamano November 17, 2014

Phantom Shitter

A curious creature, believed to derive from Naval origins, who shits, slams, thunders, or pisses in the oddest of places. Phantom shitters are second to none in terms of secrecy. He/she normally thinks tactically on placement and timing. As a master of clandestine defecating, a phantom shitter is rarely caught and if caught will not disclose the locations of each shit or if there is a second gunman. Typically phantom shitters work alone but at certain times will work in teams of two to throw off the scent of pursuing investigations if there are signs of being targeted for questioning.

Most phantom shitters start off as upper decker shooters and slammers shitting in the top part of the toilet instead of the bottom. The ones who experience the success of this get intoxicated with joy and pursue further into shitting methods. This typically will carry on from ages 12 to 65, depending on time of first phantom shit, and are mostly of the male gender. However the most success potential comes at earlier stages due to younger people being more flexible.

Just as a chef concerns himself with the right ingredients so do phantom shitters. Texture and consistency play a vital role in each shitting environment and opportunity. This normally will depend on the location and who the anal splinter is meant to target.

A small portion of phantom shitters sing or hum their own theme music and it is said to be a one of a kind experience if able to catch on camera.

"Oh my god man. I think the Phantom Shitter has struck again because there is a massive pile of shit in the fudge batter!"

by The Informant99 January 3, 2012