Sex

Errol..Only Errol.

Girl 1: Your boyfriend is totally just sex.
Girl 2: You mean Errol?

by BigJDaddy February 18, 2018

Sex

Something a virgin would never understand

"Hey dude, have you heard about sex?"
"Yeah man I've heard about sex"

by Josh5252535 October 4, 2019

Sex

I was in 9th grade at my school and i was working with brook the school hottie. I had ran into her in the hallways and I felt her grab my dick. We were working and she comes in front of me and puts her ass on my dick. I pulled away thinking she didn’t mean to but she did. She told me to ask to go to the bathroom so I did. I went to the boys bathroom and he was there in her thong and bra. She told me to take my clothes off and I did. We started to French kiss. As we were Frenching I pulled her up on the wall and slid my cock right in her pussy. It was soo wet. He yelled at me to go harder and faster. So I did as asked. We hit our organisms at the same time.

Now I need to go to our daughters wedding cuz she just had sex and needed to be married before sex!

by Lexie_538 October 2, 2019

Sex

You know exactly why you searched this, moron. But fine, I'll give you what you want.

Ha! You thought, you perverted lil harlot. I am not giving you a sex fanfic to make you wet or hard. Turn back, bitch.

by Bish you THOT February 3, 2020

Sex

Better than heaven.

Sex feels great!

by vaginagirlandpenisboy October 16, 2012

Sex

What pops up when you search ANYTHING on urban dictionary

Bro I searched the upside down on urban dictionary, and something about balls and penises showed up
Ik why is everything related to sex

by hotbreastbigfatbutt August 16, 2019

Sex

Something that you always think about in middle school and is what everybody says they had with another kids Mom last night.

Kid1: hey?
Kid2:what?
Kid1: I had sex your mom last night. She was so wet and juicy .
Kid2: my mom is dead.
Kid1: what?
Kid2: she died 4 years ago. She was coming home from work at the strip club and was stuck a balls. She hit my grandma and they both died.
Kid1:What the fuck I saw her yesterday.
Kid2: I know
Kid1: aren’t you sad
Kid2:why should I be
Kid1:GET THE FUCK OUT!

by The town of China December 3, 2017