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Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
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Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.
I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.
by El Queeftador June 13, 2025
mugGet the Seasoning my smurfmug.

Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.
“dont make me season your cheese buddy”
by Weinerbob September 5, 2019
mugGet the Season your cheesemug.

Murking Season

The act of getting on Call of Duty game and getting a large amount of kills in each game
"Naw Squasho, I said Murking Season, not that bullshit BigSlick be doing when he goes 5-16"
by Greazy954 February 24, 2022
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Ram Season

Ram Season is essentially a season from the end of april to mid may that consist of devious activities such as looting, cheating, and several illegal and immoral activities.
Billy: Its Ram Season mayne... bout to turn up!

Karlie: Billy cheated on me and said something about a 'ram season'??
by st1nkie May 9, 2022
mugGet the Ram Seasonmug.

seasoned guts

A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.
Seasoned Guts:

He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.
by Ce'i August 2, 2014
mugGet the seasoned gutsmug.

Glu-glu season

Same as wet-season but with the term glu-glu behind. This previous term is a reference to the sound of drinking water. Commonly used in some high schools of Spain.
I'm in a glu-glu season, mate.
I heard Matt is in glu-glu season, yeez!
by glugluSpanishSpeaker December 1, 2019
mugGet the Glu-glu seasonmug.

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