Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023

Satan

Floppa is Satan and is a disgrace to humanity, Floppa is a sin

Bingus is God

Search Bingus

Floppa is Satan

by Eatabigmac January 21, 2022

Satan

Satan is a good creature, punishes the bad.

Kid: Dad, you are satan.
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!

by Lemon39 November 3, 2020

Satan

The ruler of underworld who supports LGBT rights and you can find him in many pride parades.

"I heard someone say Satan will go back to hell after the parade,"
"He has a kingdom to run, Martha, duh."

by Englot May 27, 2024

Hamas is not Satan, Ben

And you're not God, Jew.

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024

Satan

A creature who is in over his head, but doesn't know it until he meets you! (From the rear)

If SATAN figures out where I'm going, it might help him to regain his once cherished HEART!

by Justin Neff January 8, 2022

Satan spinach

Marijuana; weed

Aye man...wanna smoke some Satan spinach?

by RollingStones72 July 30, 2017