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Bake that Snake

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To get high off of a joint or a blunt. Snake=joint/blunt
Damn yo, We funna bake that snake tonight.
Bake that Snake by YouaSnake September 27, 2009
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Wabash River Snake 

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The act of using a frothy mix of semen and raw sewage water from the Wabash River as a lubricant during anal sex, resulting in the contraction of AIDS or other STDs.
Jammy, I pulled an old Wabash River Snake on some chick yesterday!
Wabash River Snake by xXMETALXx November 9, 2012
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Bakin’ a Snake

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Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.
I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.
Bakin’ a Snake by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Texas Boot Snake 

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When you take a dump in someone’s cowboy boot leaving a soft, warm shit snake.
My roommate was two stepping a little too much with my girl tonight so I dropped a Texas boot snake in his brand new Tony Lama’s.
Texas Boot Snake by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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there's a snake in your pants 

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"there's a snake in your pants" is a reference for "you have a boner"
Woody: There's a snake in your pants
Andy's gf: HIYA
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Southern Alberta Snake Technique 

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The act of getting a blow job from a venomous snake. Letting the snake shed its skin on your pickle. And then using your newfound poisonous condom to give unforgivable cowgirl to someone you're related to.
"Yo Traj, why are you limping like that?"

"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"
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