Cheddar Snack

Noun: A Cheddar Snack is the product of which you scrape foamy, infected vaginal discharge and spread it on toast

"Hey babe, I was thinking you and I can share a cheddar snack tonight."

by basanerd February 1, 2026

Basement Snack

A person who likes getting their a** eaten

I would never date a basement snack, I am too afraid they'd fart in my face.

by angryjunebug March 18, 2025

Butt Snack

Someone who is very annoying and very sour. Like eating a pile of poop.

Hannah: “she’s such a Butt Snack!”
Stella: “right? She’s awfully rude!”
Hannah: “ when I talk to her it’s like eating a treat from your butt!”

by Ihatevb May 18, 2025

snicy-snack

A snack that is discretely hidden in one's clothing that can be retrieved when nobody is around.

Sheila's hunger pang was satisfied by her hidden snicy-snack.

by Azeas June 4, 2025

Shit Snack

A person, place, thing, or idea which brings to mind the act of or is of comparable unpleasantness to eating, or "snacking" on shit.

"Hey! You know who is a total shit snack? Ronnie Radke!"
"I've heard every one of his shows is a total shit snack."

by BlackMetalBarbie August 5, 2025

track snack

Florida Man walking directly in path of oncoming train. Darwin Award.

High speed train got a “track snack” today.

by Bits n bytes October 22, 2025

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010