shitten

so smitten and in love with somebody that you shit yourself; smitten+shit=shitten

that girl is so sexy and awesome...i'm totally shitten about her

by sanjosharkfan14 May 9, 2011

a shitty person

A person that’s that screws up so many times they can not count it on there fingers and toes x2

Dude your a shitty person

by Meme digger March 13, 2018

Poked in the shitter

When someone gets bent over and become the other person's bitch.

Lia got poked in the shitter by james brown.

by Poked in the shitter October 22, 2009

You ain't shittin' kittens

Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.

During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"

by Atavist December 14, 2010

shitting kittens

Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.

Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!

by Kikipopo December 24, 2008

shittard

a fucktard that is either a worthless piece of shit, cannot control his own defecation, or both

Brice sits on his ass all day masturbating. Then he goes to dinner and can't hold his own bowel movement, so he has to shit right outside the Denny's. He is such a SHITTARD.

by smg2003-2007 May 7, 2009

jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006