Bovril screamer

When you have ball cancer and you wank and shoot cream it comes out the colour and thickness of bovril. Leaving you in lustful pain.

Dam you heard marks so horny he ended up giving himself a "bovril screamer" he should of just got the radiation treatment

by the blood of their eyes June 19, 2016

One eyed screaming semen demon

A penis; also a figure of speech used to describe a penis in an attempt to invoke fear or excitement when described.

How would you like a one eyed screaming semen demon in your ass pal!?!?!

by butanebird91 January 25, 2017

scramble the tadpole squadron

Ejaculate

Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"

by G.P. The Guinea Pig May 7, 2016

Scrample

When you're so scared that your scurdle causes you to fall onto or knock over the furniture around you.

A hoogaboo came out of the woods and scared Jesse. Jesse scurdled into the house then scrampled over the TV

by Brotendo November 29, 2016

scramble coke

Scramble Coke is a term used to refer to Crack-Cocaine. Because you have to "scramble" the coke to make it in to crack.

"I'm sellin' scramble coke and smack"

by Yager-bomb December 13, 2016

scrammer

people who think they have lot of time to finish their work but end up doing all nightes to finish the job

stop being a scrammer and start doing your work early

by gwuentdsaumit March 14, 2019

The Screemu

When you are having vaginal sex and as soon as the female starts screaming you splatter paint of all colors on her body

Me and Chelsea did The Screemu last night.

by A nerd April 22, 2017