Russian A/C

When You are eating a girl out and she queefs in Your mouth

that bitch gave me russian A/C so i slapped her with my cock

by Steven Tucker October 2, 2006

russian handjob

when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.

Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.

by big eazzzy May 22, 2008

russian roll

the act of slyly swingging one's hips towards the head of a female whilst administering cunnilingus and flipping said female on top of one's own body with hopes of receiving fellatio

Dude, I totally russian rolled this chick last night in IV!

by Mike T. as heard from J.P. November 3, 2003

The russian twist

When a man sits on a chair and a women procedes to sit on his dick and have sex with him, while at the same time she is giving him a hair cut.

Todd: "yo, did you get your haircut today?"
Kevin: "no i didn't"
Todd: "I thought you were"
Kevin: "No, who gets haircuts anymore, i got The russian twist"

by Tkov Kdye Jsch December 30, 2011

Russian Microwave

A Microwave made in Russia

I love my new Russian Microwave!

by BlGDADDY February 19, 2011

russian combo

The act of pooping on someone’s chest to show how much you like them.

I totally gave Madison a Russian combo after she gave me that bottle of vodka.

by Mr Butts May 31, 2018

Russian Shower

A Russian shower is a group family meeting that takes place on Wednesday. This started back in 300 BC and is still a very popular Russian thing to do.

“How was the Russian shower Phillip?”
“It was delightful and I had a real good time.”

by Faptastic Master December 30, 2018