Reverse Funnel

Drinking a funnel out of the funnel portion instead of the hose.

I did a couple of reverse funnels and now I'm drunk

by TLC1234 November 27, 2005

reversal body dismorphic disorder

This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder

"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"

"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"

by Jon Dawson March 29, 2007

Reverse Chode

a chode that's width is equal to its length.

Guy 1:Dude, I was at this gym and I saw a guy who had a chode in the showers.
Guy 2:Dude, I saw a guy that same gym in the showers who had a reverse chode.
Guy 1: Dude, that was me.
Guy 2: No you just have a chode.
Guy 1: Oh, yeah, I guess I was the guy I saw who had a chode.
Guy 3: Yea, and I was the guy with the reverse chode.
Guy 4: Well, I'm glad we got that figured out. Who wants icecream?
Everyone: MEEEE!!

by McDooodle March 6, 2008

Reverse Stranger

When you lay on your cock until it falls asleep so it feels like you're jerking off a stranger. As opposed to a Stranger, where you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then masturbate for the sensation of being jerked off by a stranger.

Having tired of the Standard Stranger, Charley decided to flip onto his belly and go for the Reverse Stranger.

by htims wehttam March 30, 2010

Reverse Gentrification

When city council displaces renters to house the homeless. Akin to free energy proponents believe that making people homeless will solve homelessness.

Imminent signs of Reverse Gentrification include large encampments of tents and homeless people at parks or other public locations, that move elected officials to buy your rental homes to solve the problem.

Usually results in urban charm to your neighborhood. You can expect frequent visits from police, fire department and other first responders.

Tenant1: We all got notice to vacate and I'm not sure we can stay in the area.
Tenant2: No worries. I hear Reverse Gentrification is helping out folks like us.

Council1: I got a great idea, let's buy homes to shelter homeless!
Council2: Displace people to house people, you mean Reverse Gentrification?
Council1: Yes...And we could harness free energy to pay the utilities!
Council2: Aren't we smart!

by YOMMA5G January 15, 2020

reverse corndog

Taking matters literally into your own hands. While a male roommate or partier is passed out, take your thumb and push his penis back up into his groin.

My roommate ate all my pizza so last night I gave him the "reverse corndog."

by The "S" May 4, 2006

reversipication

the act whereby a witty individual reverses the "p" and "f" sounds in conversation. this is guaranteed to make you friends.

Mrs. Gray: "How are you today?"
Merv: (looking defiant) "Piiiiiiine."

by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 25, 2004