retard in a leotard

When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.

-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."

by andyfellovernet June 1, 2003

Retard

Someone that either;

Doesn't understand an obvious(easy to get) joke.
Can't form a coherent sentence.
Doesn't know basic math to save their life.
Tumblr addict.

Chelsea Aitkens only sits on Tumblr all day going " I CAN'T EVEN ". What a retard.

by Muddy Waters Panda August 22, 2014

Retard Rage

1)When-In a football game, basketball game, or other sporting event-A player or referee uses bad judgement, causing people to yell or scream at a live event or at a television set.

2)When a shitty player starts to play well, because of extreme anger.

1) When the ref made a bogus call, most of the hard core fans started yelling in a fit of retard rage.

2) Ronald didn't hit the baseball until someone made fun of his mother, then his athletic accomplishment was just made out of retard rage.

by whiggitywhack. September 22, 2006

retard juice

When a retard dribbles it is called retard juice, sometimes tard juice.

hahaha look at those retards chelsea and martin from fairy croft, they are dribbling all over the place!

that retard juice dude, i wouldnt want that with my breakfast.

by chloerose444 February 18, 2009

retard basher

A guy in america Who pisses off a retard by constantly turning off a gamecube while the retard is trying to play.

"It's the fuckin Batteries Patterson!"

"what a retard basher!"

by Aslin May 12, 2007

jumping retard

retard who likes to jump

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard

by mdoggydog March 7, 2009

virgin retard

A fucking virgin retard.... EX: That white faggot who buys name brand timbs... A retard who is also a virgin... A 40 man who weighs 350, wears diapers, and has ketchup stains all over his body... A hypebeast at their maximum potential!

Virgin Retard: What's fucking good faggot, you like my name brand timbs?
Non Virgin Retard: Fuck no, you are such a virgin retard...
Virgin Retard: Fuck you faggot, that's not what your mom said last night, you can't even afford these timbs...
Non Virgin Retard: Jesus Christ...

by Your favorite donut! Cunt October 6, 2016