riding dirty

having sex without a condom

Guy #1: Hi, my name is Andruw Jones, nice to meet you.
Girl #1: Hi I am Beyonce, it is nice to meet you.

hours later.....

Guy #1: I hit it from the back side.
Guy #2: Did you have a rubber?
Guy #1: Nah, I was riding dirty.

by Jason Caplan July 30, 2006

Riding high

The act of participating in sexual intercourse while under the influence of marijuana.

"Dude, yesterday I was riding high with my girl, it felt SO fucking good."

by Drasmic January 18, 2017

riding the crest of a wave

sex with a fat bird

last night I got wrecked and ended up riding the crest of a wave

by urbania May 11, 2004

Riding the bus

When one wears pants that are too short, therefore exposing their socks.

What's up with your pants? You are totally riding the bus

by 420/24/7 October 29, 2004

Riding Dirty

When your underwear rides up your ass.

Hey, when are you going to pull your underwear out of your ass?

Yea, they have been riding dirty for a while.

by Trolissa January 19, 2010

riding the iron rooster

A slang term for a variety of debaucherous activities including but not limited to:

Heavy alcohol consumption.
Smoking large quantities of marijuana.
Snorting cocaine.
Shooting heroin.
Orgies.
Using a metallic dildo.

1. "Susie's boyfriend dumped her, so she's been riding the iron rooster for the past week."

2. "Yo dawg, you wanna come over to my place and we can buy some munchies and ride that iron rooster?"

3. Guy: "What are you doing tonight?"
Girl: "I dunno."
Guy: "You can come over and ride the iron rooster, cockadoodle doo."

by brightnoah July 20, 2008

riding the walrus

When a female is ontop an overweight male during intercourse and her knees cannot reach the bed due to his huge stomach.

Riding the walrus is so difficult because I can't balance without my knees touching the bed.

by stripper_wrangler December 18, 2012