by TOMDARAK May 04, 2020
a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.
-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-
by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013
When you live in the sticks, you understand that your best friends are going to be there till the end, knowing this, your best friend just broke up with his girlfriend, now hes sad, how do you make him feel better? Get him drunk! The redneck breakup game is when one friend has a tough breakup, you and him spend the next day-month together, constantly with a beer in your hand and his. There is no way to win the game, and the point of the game it to make him feel better. The game is about being as drunk as possible before the hangover hits. Generally 3-4 days in, hes forgotten about the breakup.
by stamoosong July 25, 2011
Used as a derisive term for an individual who espouses a “country” mentality despite having been born and living in the suburbs and therefore being totally removed from it. These persons will typically drive a large truck without actual need or practical use thereof, and wear camouflage clothing to Wal-Mart to signify their status. Country music, seldom used motorsports gear, and fast food are also trademarks of the lifestyle. They are commonly found in the Southeastern United States but may be found throughout the nation.
See that "country" boy driving that F150 past the mall? He really needs it to drive to work and back. What a raised ranch redneck.
by some guy! January 20, 2011
When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!
by Jimmyjamjamjon March 10, 2016
The hicks are going to the Redneck Yacht Club on Saturday, to get drunk and laugh their asses off at the stupidest event ever.
by Corporal Cockass December 03, 2011
2pm and look at all the traffic,all the contractors and factory workers must be all getting out of work if work at all. Looks like redneck rush hour.
by JoeNJ2 May 11, 2011