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Pop Rape

The action of bombarding a friend with the letter P in a facebook chat session, causing a constant and annoying series of pops.

How to Pop Rape:
1. Pick your victim.
2. Open up a chat with them on Facebook chat.
3. Say the words "Pop Rape"
4. Rapidly alternate between pressing the letter "p" and the Enter/Return key.
5. Continue until bored or until victim submits.

Pop raping is best done on facebook chat, as there is no way to block chats, though it can be done on any form of chat.
"You just got pop raped"
"the queen just got pop raped"
"think i might go on facebook for a bit of a pop rape session"
by The Original Pop Rapist June 1, 2009
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Router Rape

When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...

only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.
Uhh, i was chatting up that fit girl Siobhan when suddenly while i was browisng i had router rape.
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 14, 2010
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monopoly rape

When one player rapes all others in monopoly. This requires the perfect secret combination.
Jason, Rebecca, and Kara were all monopoly raped last night.
by monopoly rapist May 15, 2010
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rape-deal

An expression most commonly used to describe a situation in which someone who has gotten the worst part of a formal or informal agreement.
John says, "Dude, I made 5 cookies. I'll eat 4, and you can have the last one."

Kevin replies, "awww that's a rape-deal".
by Nomack November 16, 2013
mugGet the rape-dealmug.

Swedish Rape

To have sex with someone while they're asleep
Girlfriend: I've never raped anyone!
Boyfriend: You raped me last week
Girlfriend: What?!?
Boyfriend: You Swedish raped me last Saturday
Girlfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Boyfriend: You woke me up with a blow job
Girlfriend: Oh for fucks sake. Well I won't do it again, okay?
Boyfriend: What? No, it was lovely dear, it's just an expression, it's considered rape in Sweden...
Girlfriend: You're such a dickhead
by magic teacup January 12, 2011
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Rape-pretty

A girl who is by traditional standards not pretty, but is nonetheless a potential rape victim due to the lower standards of rapists.
John: Hey Mike, what do you think of Janet?
Mike: Well, she's not my type but she's definetely rape-pretty.
by DonkeyPunchNow July 19, 2010
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Cuddle Rape

When your significant other doesn't like to cuddle so you wait till they fall asleep and then you spoon with them.
My wife was bitching about me touching her because she was hot so after she fell asleep I cuddle raped her ass.
by xBobLoblawx November 1, 2012
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