cafe racer

A derogatory, European name, used to describe an Isle of Man Time Trial (TT) wannabee, who instead rides his motorcycle from cafe to cafe (bar to bar) and brags about his riding prowess (or lack there of)

Frank is such a douce bag cafe racer. He gets on that little bike of his, goes bar hoping, and lies about motorcycle races that he's never actually been in.

by notacaferacer July 24, 2015

race

diffrence in DNA. e.g. since human has the same DNA, we are wasteing our time makeing racism jokes and fighting in a racism war.

A person from one race can go to another and reproduce, if that is possible everyone is human

by mujahidul February 28, 2008

Race not Rice

The motto of any self respecting muscle car driver. One who races real cars and not P.O.S Honda Civic ricers.

Aka - Any kind of Mustang or American made car.

Ricer: OH MAN. I'm going to go spend 4 grand and get my car up to 180 hp!.. That's going to kick your mustang ass!
Mustang: Oh really? I can spend less than that and get my car up to 700 hp. What you didn't know that cars could be that fast? What a suprise. Race not Rice moron.

by RosyAlyssa September 1, 2008

Race the Cow

A fun game to play, basically you drink as much as you can and try to drive to a set location before it kicks in. if it doesnt, you win. if it does, you win.

"Officer, in my defense, im playing Race the Cow."
"Ah, sorry sir. carry on"

by thedairyfarmer May 28, 2008

Race the clock

To masturbate before your spouse gets home.

I got to go home and race the clock before my wife get home from work.

by Yellowbelly0804 January 23, 2010

Race Jumper

Someone who jumps to the conclusion that you are being racist because of something vague that you say.

Eddie: dude, I bet you are awesome at basketball
Paul:What? Just because i'm Black?
Eddie:No dude! because you're like 12 feet tall, you race jumper

by Johnny Fird-Rike June 29, 2010

race change

The process whereby a white person gets so tanned they appear to have changed their race. Akin to "sex change".

That girl has spent so much time in the sun I think she's undergone a race change.

by dogbreath34 November 5, 2010