A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024
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B: Man this guy is such a vim poser...
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Thrasher 1- “Hey look at that poser over there wearing a Motley Cruë shirt!”
Thrasher 2- “Let’s beat him up!”
Thrasher 3- “MAKE HIM HURT!”
Thrasher 2- “Let’s beat him up!”
Thrasher 3- “MAKE HIM HURT!”
by MrSquister June 6, 2022
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and sloppily throwing them onto a disorganized pile.
And, thinking you are the best thing humanity has ever laid eyes or ears on
rendering yourself as just a poser.
and sloppily throwing them onto a disorganized pile.
And, thinking you are the best thing humanity has ever laid eyes or ears on
rendering yourself as just a poser.
Golly Bill,,, Mr. Ware sure did put a nice collection of abstract
musical instrument noises together,,, NOT he's just a poser.
musical instrument noises together,,, NOT he's just a poser.
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