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Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"
by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011
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Porky Pork

A person with an extremely large head, both physically and metaphorically. Resembling a pig.
That guy thinks he's cool but I find him so pigheaded. He's Porky Pork
by ShamimaLegend September 29, 2025
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Porked

Insulting someone who fell for a dumb scam.
You dumb as shit bro, you seriously got porked by that guy?
by SlangerDanker May 21, 2023
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porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.
My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.
by flabeach August 25, 2011
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Pork Chop Breath

When your breath smells like ball sweat and semen after just giving head.
"Girl, you need to go brush your teeth. You got pork chop breath."
by Goose420 February 13, 2023
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Philadelphia pork dip

The act of hog tying a partner, then using horseradish instead of lube.
I heard that Dave gave Meg the old Philadelphia pork dip last night, and now she squeals whenever she sits down.
by Dirty dishes March 13, 2025
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