Stoop Poop

Taking a dump on somebody's porch

I just carried out a successful stoop poop on Jerry's porch. It steamed on his cold doorstep.

by Titty McGarglenuts January 21, 2009

poop mouth

An insulting term used to refer to a person who frequently employs foul language.

"Why, Ron, Why? Why did you say those things...you, you nasty poop-mouth. Poop...Poop mouth, get that poop out of your mouth" "Garth, If I gave you some money out of my pocket would that help ease the pain?"

by Michael McG April 8, 2008

ghost poop

a poop that mysteriously disappears after plopping into the toilet

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Jared Poop

When you have to poop so bad you pull off from the highway to shit.

The other day I was going to explode so I did a Jared Poop. Luckily no one drove by when I did it.

by Mitchell man February 28, 2008

Poop Swagger

The type of walk a dog has right before they are getting ready to take a dump.

I was on the phone with my friend and told them i had to go. I could tell my dog was about to do his business because he had the poop swagger going on.

by SRE0510 December 22, 2009

Poop Torpedo

A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.

Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.

by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020

Parker Poop

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.

Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!

by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014