piratous

1. The quality of being a pirate.
2. The quality of being, perhaps, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Dude, you completely stole the last Coke! ...And you're a cunning, brilliant, villain of a guy. You piratous bastard!

by kcabsnreg May 17, 2006

Pirate

You have bad eye sight in one eye. You are worried that you won't pass your state driving test. You read the law and you only need one eye so i decided to put a prirate patch over my bad eye.

That is my pirate patch story.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018

The Pirate's Dilemma

When one obtains booty, realizes he/she no longer wants it, and throws it into the ocean.

Guy 1: Dude, how was your night last night?
Guy 2: Well, I found the treasure chest and almost looted it all, but today she just won't stop texting me. At this point I'm ready to throw her into the ocean.
Guy 1: Damn, the Pirate's Dilemma...

by Morgan, the Captain August 29, 2010

Culture Pirate

A person who changes their own accent, phrasing, or mannerisms to match the assumed accent, phrasing, or mannerisms of their audience. Often results in embarrassment when the wrong accent or mannerism is chosen or when the audience feels offended by the pirating.

"Did you just bow to the waiter?"
"Yes, why?"
"...We're in an Indian restaurant! You're such a culture pirate!"

by liversounds June 27, 2014

Butt Pirate

Someone who is more than happy to drop anchor in poo bay.

Butt Pirate: Prepare ye anus

by itreb ekim September 7, 2014

taco pirate

A pirate on a mission for some tasty "tacos". Commonly carries anywhere from mild to Diablo "sauce" in his chest of condiments. Will stop at nothing to find the best "taco" of the universe.

"The taco pirate stops at nothing to dig into some good "tacos".

by HappyTrigger November 2, 2015

Meme Pirate

Someone who is a meme thief is someone who steals memes and claims them to be their own.

Jonah: Sawyer, stop being a meme pirate; you're spilling memes everywhere!

by MemezRDreamz March 15, 2017