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Peameal Bacon

Real Canadian Bacon, not that crap us American's are eating. Peameal Bacon is boneless pork loins, cured in sweet pickles and rolled around in some sort of cornmeal mix (used to be peameal). What the hell is America feeding us? I don't even know sometimes.
American Canadian Bacon: Round processed lie slices.
Peameal Bacon: ROASTY TRIMMED BRINEY PICKLY CORNMEAL MUSCLE-Y HOG OF GLORY.
by LauraTheAwesome15 October 6, 2013
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Pearl Blanket

After a guy relieves himself in the art of cream pie, his lover dismounts and stands above the relaxed gent's body legs agape, then proceeds in pushing the sir's juice out onto the face, body, etc. Blanketing him in the elixir of life.
Marcus: Hey, Taylor, what happen to your head?
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.
by Kholer23 May 7, 2015
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Peace

Type your definition here...Peace is an extremely kind friend. She can talk,laugh and also has something nice to say about people.
Peace is a cute and intelligent girl. She loves to play and she is fun to be around with.
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...Peace is my best friend.
by Baebii April 24, 2017
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peach sundae

When you cream pie a girl then eat out her pussy
Man I had the best Peach Sundae last night
by E RICH MONEY February 13, 2018
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Peace

Peace is the most beautifulgirl you know.Her smile lights up a room.You never quite understand why she's so weird but she makes you day.She is someone you trust with anything.She is very talked about and never notices. She can do anything she puts her mind to. She'll be there for you forever.Don't lose her.
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Peanut packing

The act of pulling out ones' balls without anyone noticing to surprise friends or guests.
Mike got drunk and started peanut packing the dinner table. His balls were hairy and it was not well recieved
by Clarkson Sloots November 16, 2018
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peacocky strut

A strut filled with confidence, you feel like you are so much better than everybody else like you are so much prettier. Like a peacock.
"Did you see Olivia? She has such a peacocky strut."
"I know right."
by _ur_other_bi_friend_ March 17, 2019
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