straight marriage

A marriage between people who are heterosexual. The relationship ordained by the Abrahamic deity.

I'm not having a gay marriage. I'm having a STRAIGHT marriage!

by tory borty December 15, 2012

super straight

A “sexuality” made me a waste of sperm to promote transphobia.

“what’s your sexuality?”
“i’m super straight.”
“go chew on rocks and d*e”

by iateursisterout March 14, 2021

super straight

means ur a fucking loser if u think that is a sexuality

john:hi tom
tom: hi john

john: my sexuality is super straight

tom: fuck off

by marythebestt January 30, 2022

Straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

by ilikefrenchies September 24, 2011

super straight

A made up sexuality social rejects use because they're too scared to say they're transphobic.

Girl: I'm transgender.
Guy: I would never date you, I'm super straight.
Girl: I wasn't asking.

by eddyinmybeddy March 8, 2021

super straight

a shitty person who says they would not date a trans person and then they make a new “sexuality” of it and have the audacity to say they are a part of the lgbtq+ community

closted man: im super straight! i was born this way
normal person: you were born straight, not transphobic
closted man: omg you are so mean, im not transphobic

by ioanabanana March 11, 2021

super straight

people that use this are gay asf. they have a flag that looks like this 🟧⬛️. this shows that they watch gay p0rn. they call it super straight because they are making fun of the straights and they are super gay!!

girl: wanna go out
boy: no i’m super straight

girl: what’s that
boy: i’m super gay and only like males

by gay_asf March 7, 2021