Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
by Trix master March 16, 2017
The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.
"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."
"We're having Floor Time right now."
by Girlygirlwithagirlysecret February 23, 2025
by cockboggler October 25, 2015
When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
by Tadeo C February 11, 2022
A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.
Serves 8-18.
Serves 8-18.
Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.
by the_rattler September 30, 2022