Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years

May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener

by .hawx December 31, 2015

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore

Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore.

by Dr.Phil(the cool one) July 21, 2022

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 08, 2003

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

by Jevastus Destinus January 18, 2011

Open Tipi

To jerk a penis with 2 hands either side on the penis without bringing the tips of your fingers to a point.

Would you like me to use the open tipi technique tonight Tom?

by Little Western March 01, 2019

open internet

The internet version of open book. Usually used when referring to a teacher letting you use your laptop and the internet during a test.

My art history teacher let us have an open internet test for our midterm! It was awesome!

by pxs1919 October 24, 2017

Open your purse

Its a phrase used during the protest for the justice of:
George Floyd, Eric Garner, Philando Castile, Michael Brown, Breonna Taylor, Trayvon Martin, Ahmaud Arbery, Tamir Rice, Walter Scott, Natasha McKenna, Kendrec McDade, Sandra Bland, Botham Jean, Oscar Grant, Atatiana Jefferson, Kenneth Chamberlain, Samuel DuBose, and many others.

The phrase was used to get celebrities and big companies to donate to the Philadelphia bail fund, BLM funds, and others.

It originates in the lgbtq+ community, specifically the gay male community.

Kayla and Alliyah are responding to a thread on Twitter regarding the news that Candance Owens still hasn't donated and decides to call Floyd's death a martyr.

Kayla: "Yeah anyways Candance, just open your purse and zip your mouth. Since you want to use blackout Tuesday as a way to promote your dirty raunchy shit. "

Alliyah: " If you don't open your purse, I will make sure that big forehead of yours will see its last days."

by jesuslover21 June 05, 2020