Flock of Cocks

A large group of penises - usually forming during a gang-bang

Debra was happily surprised by the size of the Flock of Cocks.

by SIRKOALA February 22, 2022

Cock-Corn

A tin of popcorn that your boss puts his hands in after he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands.

Amber: Are you going to have some popcorn?
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'

by JD DICKS December 23, 2009

crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Cock Buddy

Very close male friend, one who is fascinated by a your penis

Steve: You see Mike often?

Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.

Steve: That's dedication.

Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".

by Townsman September 27, 2014

cock chevron

The lower part of a mans abs which form a chevron pointing towards his cock.

Sally and Tracey are at the pool in Lanzarote.

Tracey “OMG check out that guy getting out the pool”
Sally “look at the cock chevron on that”
Tracey “fuck he’s buff, he can chew on my hairy oyster any time”

by Dentbag June 2, 2019

Cock Busel

Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.

Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.

Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?

Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.

Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.

by Brad McPherson September 24, 2007

Cock Munch

Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.

Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.

"Get the fuck out of here you dumb Cock Munch"

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013