numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

caped sausage

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

Sausage Patty

A woman who hangs out at Sausage Bars. Most Sausage Patties have few boundaries.

Let's go 3-way that Sausage Patty.

by Bringindowntheblouse August 28, 2015

Sausage Grease

Dick sweat.
The sweat of a man's crotch.

Nigga I'm about to rub my sausage grease on your face.

by BarryJeriGina January 16, 2017

Bell Sausage

Someone who just says or does something stupid and/or annoying

"What if I didn't have toes?"

"Oh shut up you absolute bell sausage"

by Big Boi Bumole February 19, 2019

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.

The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.

by SayNoToSausageVulture March 26, 2014