nerd: your ugly
any one else: bad joke but shrek called he wants his face back
that’s a good joke ^ or any your mom joke or dad jokes
any one else: bad joke but shrek called he wants his face back
that’s a good joke ^ or any your mom joke or dad jokes
by judithondabeat March 13, 2019
a joke that if it were to be told in the right context with the right timing would actually have a chance at being considered laughable, or for at least a disappointing chuckle. named after a master of telling badly timed, worded and carried out jokes.
ex of eddie joke:
"what is this, some kinda bowling alley?"
(joke said 30 min after group left the bowling alley)
"what is this, some kinda bowling alley?"
(joke said 30 min after group left the bowling alley)
by billy bob joe bob bill (yeah) July 11, 2008
when you are finding a lot of things funny and can't stop laughing
a number of things are amusing you just as easily as it is to catch something
a number of things are amusing you just as easily as it is to catch something
by miowmeeshyz June 09, 2010
by No_Quarter_for_them December 06, 2022
A joke played on an online game (usually X-Box Live or PSN) in which the host, who has the ability to kick players from the game tricks a player into saying the word "Boot" or "Kick". The host will then kick that player as soon as he says it.
Host: Hey you know the cat from Shrek?
Victim: Yea
Host: Whats his name?
Victim: Puss in Boots? *KICKED*
I have to say Boot Joke in example???
Victim: Yea
Host: Whats his name?
Victim: Puss in Boots? *KICKED*
I have to say Boot Joke in example???
by Bamboozlled August 13, 2011
The king of all jokes. A form of Joke that requires an explanation of the punch line before any laughter can be had. The punch line should not deliver a blow of hilarity until it is clearly explained why it is funny to begin with.
T: Who is the smartest person you know?
K: Tarik...hahahaha
T: I don't get it?
K: It's funny because Tarik is mentally retarded.
T: Oh now I get it...hahahaha, the best jokes!
K: Tarik...hahahaha
T: I don't get it?
K: It's funny because Tarik is mentally retarded.
T: Oh now I get it...hahahaha, the best jokes!
by Batman416 August 20, 2009
Guy 1:*makes rake joke*
Girl 1:*murders him but has no charges because rape jokes aren't legal anywhere*
Girl 1:*murders him but has no charges because rape jokes aren't legal anywhere*
by OrdinaryPerson1 April 24, 2021