Never ✌️ and luv ❤️

An expression one should use when one wishes to express that they will respectfully not be complying.

Sis: Bro stop sending me links to fugged up Instagram reels
Bro: Never ✌️ and luv ❤️

by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024

Fivever never and love fourever

A manner of respectfully expressing that someone's wish is so far out of the realm of possibility that you won't even be considering it not for one minute.

Friend 1: Can we please stop at Dutch Bro's on the way out of town?
Friend 2: Fivever never and love fourever

by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

by QuacksO April 29, 2024

never do that

never do that

when they tell you

person 1: never do that
person 2: no! i wont

by Rashomon May 28, 2024

How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

Its never Lupus

Due to Lupus being one of those things where symptoms can mimic it and its correct in rare instances, its never medically accurate. Considering Lupus can be pretty dumb and pretty stubborn, it mimics other conditions since it is having an identity crisis, such as fatigue, joint pain, and rashes. Considering Lupus is basically having an identity crisis, it often mimics other diseases such as fibromyalgia, psoriasis, and eczema, a disease that is basically asking for attentions is the same one that gives doctors a hard time to distinguish it from the diseases its mimicking.

Guy 1: Doctor I'm having these intense pains on my joints, feeling tired all the time, and im having these rashes that never goes away. I searched online and it said it could be lupus but-

Doctor: Shut up, its never lupus.

by Dr.ObviouslyNotADoctor November 30, 2025

Do we have any questions? We never do.

A common phrase said by my history teacher.

After asking questions for study guides, “do we have any questions? We never do.”

by 01011000 December 10, 2025