morning major

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

by pault69 November 4, 2008

morning munchies

when you wake up early in the morning, eat practically everything in your fridge, & then pass back out only to repeat the steps again . happens usually after a long night of partying, or just staying awake .

bob: damn man, i was up all last night studying for my final exam & i woke up at 5am with the morning munchies!

billy: me too dude! *high five*

by DrPepperMadness May 8, 2011

Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.

Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!

by stephendragon June 12, 2014

Mid-Morning Break

That unique moment of the morning when the sun tilts just right and your gut begins to make putty of recently digested food, hopefully resulting in a deposit into the nearest toilet.

Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.

by notunh February 6, 2010

good morning god bless

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."

by judebrewer May 23, 2018

morning glory

-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.

Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

morning bean

The act of licking pussy in the morning.

I woke up with a woody anf had some morning bean.

by Dan from Cape May December 14, 2008