Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.

I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight

by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025

Mustard Mango Challenge

When you drizzle your tits in mustard, slice some mangos, and rub it all over yourself.

Tristan: Oh my god! You are never gonna believe what I walked in on Owen doing!
Zack: What was he doing?
Tristan: He did the Mustard Mango Challenge, and made a mess in your bathroom!
Zack: Oh shit, Ima have to lick that all up!

by DumDaddy November 4, 2025

I'll eat your mangoes

Quite literally that they will eat your mangoes

Mess with me and I'll eat your mangoes

by clear misogyny April 30, 2020

Mungo the Mango

Mungo 'the Mango' the 3rd of the British Empire is also known as the lame assistant sheriff and game warden commander

"Look at Mungo the Mango, hes such a Rat!"

by TheReal4206969 February 24, 2021

Slice the mango

To drive over a curb while driving

Slice the mango: Man, Dave really sliced that mango

by Skyferret69 September 19, 2021

Chicken Nugget Mango

When ur an Indicisive little twerp
And can't decide what to eat

Just order a chicken nugget mango Lacey

by Val~ January 1, 2023

Bald Ass Mango

A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango

OMG he's so annoying he's built like a bald ass mango

by sxesdh;jsdivjdf March 11, 2023