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MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
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Mike Mowinski

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!
When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!
by Scum Lord Brayden January 12, 2017
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Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach
He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do
by 188888995 July 29, 2021
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mike dover

person 1: mike hunt is better
person 2: ben dover is better
person 3: mike dover
by My Pseudonym is here now. February 8, 2021
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Mike Joyce

The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.
Hey man, I went to that smiths concert yesterday. It was incredible!

Cool, I love mike Joyce!
by Latenightcoffee February 6, 2021
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mike moiczek

a short white guy with a small dick but attitude makes up for it. Rude.. Disrespects women. Like girls under 18 and over 70. Thinks he hot shit that rides a motorcycle
the pizza maker is a real asshole his name must be mike moiczek
by mech1981 June 25, 2017
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The Mike Effect

The commonly observed phenomenon originating from one nigga from UB named Mike. Effects include involuntary acts of forgetting, fucking up, or otherwise bullshittin with episodes most commonly occurring moments prior to departure.
“Ight we said 11:30 we out and It’s damn near 12 errybody grab your shit we’re gone.”

“Fuck… ayo who seen my keys anywhere. Ion see my wallet neither but that shit prolly in the whip”

“The Mike Effect beating ya ass rn huh”
by kujo! December 5, 2022
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