michael bolton

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.

by Da Dude October 17, 2003

Bret Michaels Sunday

A day in the life of Bret Michaels.

Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)

Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.

At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."

Throw in a fist pump or two.

Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.

This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday

You'll never enjoy a Sunday as much as a Bret Michaels Sunday.

by Original Member of the Bret Michaels Sunday March 3, 2008

Mechasm

Mechasm:(Noun) A particularly good feeling brought on by the presence or thought of some of the Mecham Family.
Mechasmic:(Adjective) Having a Mechasm.

"Jane, did you see the Mecham kid the other day?"
"Stop, your making me have a massive Mechasm...^_^!" *Mechasm*

Nathan read this definition, and silently and shamefully... had a Mechasm.

by Stephen Mechasm September 30, 2007

Michael Arballo

One who is the coolest mofo of all time.

Slayer of the vagina and everything holy.

"hey Michael Arballo keep your right hand strong, and your pimp hand stronger"

by Gouda94 January 10, 2012

Michael Piazza

This fat cunt his so god damn dumb he threw a rock at the ground and missed. He has failed high school and dropped out of kindergarden at age 12 cause he was so cool. He now lives a life of smoking grass and ferns

Michael Piazza is a gay nigger

by Michael Piazza October 31, 2017

Michaela

There’s a lot of ways to describe this girl but I would start off by saying confused. She usually has no idea what she’s doing but it usually adds up at the end. She doesn’t really know who she can trust other than her room and Netflix. A girl that usually spends her time browsing the internet or reading random things about this and that. Who locks herself in her room and eats snacks while watching hilarious YouTube videos. Who loves music and art with a burning passion. A girl named Michaela hates school and hates waking up early to go. She has a bundle of friends that she likes and loves her family even if they’re insane sometimes.

Wow Michaela has no idea what she’s doing.

by 🥀 R_0_S_E 🥀 December 22, 2018

Minecraft Michael

Cool ass dude who has his own yotube channel. He will play games such as Doom, Black Ops 3, and Battlefield in the background. But will describe in great detail the functions of minecraft.

"Yo did you see Minecraft Michael latest video?"

by Thatoneguy420yolo November 3, 2016